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[variantl1130]

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[horrifictie]

IT'S ALL I AM INTO.
THAT AND DEPRESSINGLY SAD BANGERS.

[variantl1130]

You're in luck, because disco is a few decades old around here. I'm willing to bet it's VERY popular at karaoke bars. Listen to this.

[Attached is a link to a Spotify playlist.]

[horrifictie]

YOU ARE ONE OF THE MOST HELPFUL PEOPLE I HAVE MET SO FAR.
I WILL HAVE TO REPAY YOU FOR THIS WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW, BUT I WILL.

[variantl1130]

I'll call in a favor when I'm in need... Though I suppose I need to know who you are if I ever need to call it in. I know your name is Tequila and that you were at the barbecue, but not much else.

[horrifictie]

I AM TEQUILA SUNSET.
MESSAGE ME WHEN YOU ARE IN NEED.
I WILL RIDE INTO TOWN AND RUN THROUGH FIRE AND BULLETS TO BE AT YOUR SIDE.

[variantl1130]

I'll bite. I'm in need of a glass of wine. Bring it to Bonnie's, room 12.

[horrifictie]

IS THERE A PREFERENCE FOR WINE?
RED, WHITE, ANOTHER COLOR I AM UNAWARE OF EXISTING.

[variantl1130]

As long as it's expensive, it's fine.

[horrifictie]

OH.
IT WILL NOT BE EXPENSIVE.
I AM VERY POOR AND ALCOHOL COSTS A SMALL FORTUNE IN THIS REALITY.

[variantl1130]

There's a bottle of Grgich Hills in the kitchen, just bring that up with a few glasses.

[horrifictie]

VERY WELL.
BUT ONLY FOR YOU.
I'M CURRENTLY NOT DRINKING ON ACCOUNT OF ALCOHOLISM.

[variantl1130]

[Two texts in rapid succession. First text:]

Then bring it up with one glass.

[Second text:]

Sorry, that's insensitive, isn't it? Don't worry about the wine. I mostly just want to put a face to your name.

[horrifictie]

[ there's a minute of pause, unlike the other texts that came rapid, and then- ]

LEAVE YOUR ROOM.
THEN TURN RIGHT.